IT pseudo-babble

Of all things, i saw an ad for mPhasis on the back of a bus. The message goes something like "Archtecting value..". Since when did "architecting" become a real word?! As Calvin puts it, "verbing wierds language". Micro$oft does this a lot. Everybody in IT does this a lot. I think i've discovered the secret weapon that will help me bullshit my way to the top of the corporate food chain.

yeeeeeha